Monday, September 26, 2005

healthy vegan junk food: homemade veggie burgers and oven baked fries


yes that flat white disc is a rainbo white hamburger bun picked up from the corner liquor store...

sometimes you just want a burger and fries, even though you know it's bad for you and even though we all saw or read fast food nation and suspect that bits of manuel's arm may be in mixed in with the ground beef, and even though you may be a vegetarian. if you are one of us birkenstock-wearing, patchouli-scented, cornroll-sporting, caftan sewing, stevie-nicks worshipping, arm-pit hair sportin' animal lovers, there may be times that you just don't want a damn boca burger or a greasy crumbly veggie patty or a pile of mashed beans hiding in a bun. or perhaps you're too broke to buy the aforementioned premade. so for all you who are watching your wallet or your cholesterol or your mad cow spongiform intake, here is a good homemade veggie burger. they are firm enough, once cooled, to grill and eat without falling apart and have a pleasantly cohesive and slightly toothsome texture due to the use of vital wheat gluten, the stuff that seitan is made from. praise seitan.

the following recipe is basically a blueprint. if you like a smoky flavor, add some liquid smoke or chipotle; if you prefer a chicken-ish flavored patty, substitute chicken flavored broth for the cooking liquid and add poultry seasonings to the mix. they are pretty versatile. you can even form them into little balls and make fake meatballs out of them. or perhaps form into a star shape to top your christmas tree with. the possibilities are endless. many thanks to bryanna clark grogan, that amazing vegan chef who so generously shares her recipes with us. the recipe looks complicated but it isn't really. don't be afraid. and don't forget to scroll to the bottom of this post for the crispy oven fries secret.

veggie burgers
dry mix:
2/3 c. pure gluten powder
1/3 c. soy or chickpea flour
4 T. oatmeal
1 tsp. dry marjoram
1 tsp. onion powder

wet mix
2 T. soy sauce
2 T. ketchup
1 T. sesame seed oil (optional)
plus enough cold water mixed with the above to make 7/8 c.
1/2 c. textured soy protein granules (tvp) soaked in 1/3 c. boiling water or broth

cooking broth
1 c. hot water
3 T. soy sauce
1/2 T. sesame seed oil
2 cloves garlic, crushed

preheat the oven to 325 degrees. mix the dry ingredients and set aside. combine the wet mix, adding in the reconstituted tvp. in a large bowl combine the wet and dry mixes and blend well. be sure to wait until the reconstituted tvp is completely cooled, otherwise the wheat gluten flour may form strings and become clumpy. form into 4 or 6 hamburger shaped patties and in a lightly oiled 9X13 baking dish. pour cooking broth over the patties and cover with aluminum foil. bake for 15 minutes. carefully flip the patties over and continue baking for another fifteen to twenty minutes. remove from heat. they will firm up once they cool. once cool you can fry, grill or freeze them for later use.


and what is a burger without fries? especially when it's not even really a burger. less than nothing i say! my fries are crispy, golden brown, less bad for you but every bit as delicious as those other deep fried lard ass bad boys. the secret is to parboil them taters before putting them in the oven, cooking at a very high heat, not crowding the pan and using enough olive oil to encourage browning. easy, you'll see.

oven fries
carefully scrub but do not peel 2 russet potatoes. cut in half lengthwise then cut each half into 6 to 8 wedges of equal size. bring a pot of salted water to a simmer and carefully cook the potato wedges until just soft but not mushy. you want them to maintain their shape. pour enough olive oil in a roasting pan to generously coat the bottom and place in a hot oven (475+) until hot. if your oven doesn't get quite hot enough, raise the rack to the higest level. toss parboiled potato wedges in a bit of olive oil and place, flat side down, in the hot roasting pan. cook for 15-20 minutes, turn over and cook for another 10 minutes until golden and crispy on both sides. sprinkle with salt and serve.

17 Comments:

Blogger Harmonia said...

Veggie burgers are great, eh?

I must say that my faves that you can buy in the store are Amy's Kitchen Chicago Burgers! They're VEGAN! And yummie!

10:48 AM  
Blogger cookiecrumb said...

Cute! Also check out Belly Timber today for her fast-food vegan repast. She, for some reason, thought it was more ultra-vegan to not use potatoes in the French fries.
Also: You cannot stress strongly enough: Do not CROWD the potato sticks in the pan. I know, from experience with a tray of oily, hot, potato-flavored flab. I'm gonna try your version.

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is the texture here anything like bocca burgers? cause..i cant stand bocca burgers. the texture is what i imagine poo to be like.(if one were to eat it..)

6:41 PM  
Blogger holly_44109 said...

i never tried par-boiling my oven fries. thanks for posting!

8:45 PM  
Blogger rae said...

harmonia: i've never tried the amy's kitchen chicago burgers, i'll have to check them out, though to be honest i buy those gigantic boxes of boca burgers at costco for crazy cheap.

cookiecrumb: i checked out those crazy, square, crisco fried tempeh burgers. wow, so creative, so scary! and yeah, crowding that pan is fatal.

anonymous:
the texture is a little less springy and chewy than bocas but definitly headed in that general direction. apparently in the direction of your toilet bowl...

holly:
i learned the parboiling tip from an old boyfriend in england. always parboiled those potatoes that came with the sunday roast.

12:04 PM  
Blogger Nic said...

Thanks for the veggie burger recipe, Rae. It sounds delish!

11:38 AM  
Blogger MizD said...

Yum yum!

I'm sure your fries were tastier. For the record, the tofu fry thing was entirely my husband's idea. I haven't a clue what he was thinking. Really.

11:05 AM  
Blogger rae said...

nic: it is pretty good for a homemade veggie burger. bryanna grogan's recipes are all pretty much winners. she focuses on modifications for people with weird dietary restrictions all the while maintaing a focus of flavor and texture.

mrs d: on the record, i totally loved the idea of the tofu fries. so left brain i'm in awe...

9:26 PM  
Blogger Melisser; the Urban Housewife said...

Me = lazy.
Coming to your house for veggie burgers, plz.

Signed,
a fellow SF swegan

12:37 AM  
Blogger Kelli said...

Found your blog through Kenny at Vegan Lunchcast. Looks yummy!

Check out my vegan food blog:
www.veganprincess7.blogspot.com

I just posted a recipe for Inside-Out "Cheesecake" Crepes.

I look forward to more of your posts!
--Kelli

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry I just had to comment: I am vegan and I fucking worship Stevie Nicks and I am not ashamed of it!!!!!!

This recipe looks amazing.

-Corey

2:05 PM  
Blogger Amoy Bill said...

I've lived in China the past 20 years and Chinese streetside vendors sell barbecued tofu shishkebabs.
Just stick hard tofu on sticks, slather with favorite sauce and seasonings, and barbeque.

Bill Brown
Xiamen University
[url=http://www.amoymagic.com/main.htm] Amoy Magic[/url]

11:27 PM  
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I'm usually not a fan of Gehry's work, but this is an exception. Using wood as a wrapper imitating structure is not only novel, but ties the space down through the use of a consistent, inviting, and non-distracting material palette. Perhaps Gehry is more suited to small-scale projects Laptop battery.

2:51 AM  
Blogger :o) said...

I made these over the weekend and they turned out GREAT!!! Thanks for posting this recipe.

8:46 AM  
Blogger Joelle said...

Any ideas for vital wheat gluten substitutions? Wheat sensitive.

8:37 PM  
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