Monday, October 30, 2006

breasts of tofu



breast of tofu. a somewhat titillating title. it has a certain ring to it, a certain je ne sais quois, don't you think? breast of tofu. in my mind's eye i spy prosthetic breasts constructed of extra firm pressed tofu; mutated, chernobyl-irradiated blocks of tofu sprouting weird eye stalks and other breasticular bodyparts; ghost images of pale, flaccid, man-tittied men leisurely strolling the boardwalks, amusement parks and carnivals of this great land, licking at chocolate dipped soft ice cream cones. breast of tofu. a tasty dish indeed.

but don't let my over-active imagination scare you off, for this is a bryanna grogan recipe. and, as i'm sure you're all well aware, bryanna is nothing if not consistent in the tastes-good vegan cooking department. ignore the crass visual rambling of my hormone addled brain. i've thought about trying this out for ages but never seemed to get around to it. probably because marination is involved (yes, i know that's not a real word, but i don't care, i like it anyway). this in turn involves planning ahead. planning ahead is not my greatest strength. as you might gather from my present, um, condition.

if you allow the tofu to steep long enough, the marinade really imparts a delicious, chicken-y flavor into the tofu "meat", which can be echoed in the seasoned flour coating if you spice it up accordingly. byranna says that the tofu may be allowed to frolic in these delicious juices for up to two weeks, but after about one mere week my tofu started to dissolve. which was a little too organic for my generally antiseptic refrigerator. perhaps my tofu was already a bit long in the tooth, or not of the extra firm variety, but in any case, a day is sufficient for getting a pretty good flavor injection. you can freeze the leftover marinade for the next time (but you might want to boil it after defrosting, just to kill off any germies that might be lurking about). i served this with mashed potatoes and broccoli rabe satueed in garlic and red pepper flakes. the patties could make a good sandwich too, if there are any leftovers, which has yet to happen in my house.

breast of tofu
1 1/2 cups water
1/4 cup soy sauce
3 Tablespoons nutritional yeast flakes
2 teaspoons dried sage
1/2 teaspoon each: dried rosemary, dried thyme, onion powder
2 lbs extra firm tofu

place all ingredients except tofu in a plastic container with a tight fitting lid. slice the tofu into 1/4" thick slices and drop into the marinade. the liquid should cover all the slices. let sit in the refrigerator overnight or at least for a few hours (bryanna says this can say in the marinade for up to two weeks as long as you shake it daily). when ready to cook, dredge the slices in seasoned flour (just a bit of flour with salt, pepper, and whatever other seasoning you want). shake off excess flour and either pan fry in a bit of oil until golden on each side, or oven fry at 400 on pan sprayed, dark cookie sheets (the darker metal conducts more heat and makes for a crispier finish) until golden. this should take about 15 minutes on each side.

18 Comments:

Blogger aTxVegn said...

Well I wasn't sure where you were going with this at first!

I love tofu, and this looks fantastic! I'm with you on the planning ahead - it is hard to do. But I think about cooking all the time, so it really shouldn't be a problem!

6:59 PM  
Blogger Bryanna Clark Grogan said...

Rae, you had me laughing out loud!

2:04 PM  
Blogger SusanV said...

Hilarious! I'll never look at tofu the again without seeing man-breasts. ;-)

7:50 PM  
Blogger Bryanna Clark Grogan said...

BTW, Rae, I do use a very firm (extra-firm or pressed) tofu, which lasts well in the marinade.

12:11 PM  
Blogger KleoPatra said...

you're so funny. GREAT POST!

11:34 PM  
Blogger Lauren said...

Mmm, I'm always looking for good tofu recipes.

7:50 PM  
Blogger Johanna3 said...

thanks for the recipe! i wish you the best in your pregnancy!

6:14 PM  
Blogger bazu said...

Oooh, that is definitely going on the "to-make" list. If I can get the thoughts of tofu breasts (and tofu nipples??) out of my head, that is!

8:49 PM  
Blogger aTxVegn said...

I made this tonight. We had a lot of fun with it and it was great!

7:44 PM  
Blogger Carrie™ said...

hehehe. You said breasts! hehehe!

This sounds really, really good. I'm adding it to my list of recipes to try. It does require a bit of planning, but it doesn't sound at all labour intensive. (Don't think labour too much yet! You've got a while before that.) No leftovers is a great testiment a tasty dish.

8:28 PM  
Blogger Courtney said...

Hey... cool inside-info on the dark cookie sheets.

thanks!

5:14 PM  
Blogger Knitting Magic Girl said...

I tried these last night and they were very good. I coated mine with bread crumbs and then fried them in canola oil and they turned out nice and crispy. Great recipe!

5:14 AM  
Blogger rae said...

hi all-
you can thank bryanna for this fabulous recipe - i really love the flavor and i think you could certainly present it to a tofu-phobe with some hope of approval!

12:41 PM  
Blogger Twisted Cinderella said...

this sound fantastic!

1:21 PM  
Blogger KleoPatra said...

GREAT post. Thank you for another reason to smile today. The tofu looks terrific, too, i must add!

5:49 PM  
Blogger Freudian Slip said...

I tried this last night and it was Deeeeelicious!
Matt

10:18 PM  
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