weekend cat blogging #32
that is what those hairless, clumsy, bad-breathed, tottering, two-legged fools call me. when they're not calling me 'bunny', that is. or worse yet (and yes, it does get worse, much worse) 'funny-hunny-bunny'. sigh. it's terribly demeaning really, considering the fact that i am old enough to be either of their fathers and that my IQ is higher than both of those revolting chicken-skinned chimps combined. and you should see the things they make me do for a little piece of chicken. what do they think i am, the bear in a three ringed circus? well, i guess i get the last laugh in the end. after all, they have to scoop up my excrement. and those hairballs? heh, they're not accidental..."
by the way, if y'all have a fast internet connection and a little time on your hands, check out this amazing video of superhuman acrobatic feats.